You know why Loki is so pale?
Because he’s always standing in Thor’s shadow.
I like how flies rub their hands together like tiny criminals
- Grandma Religious as Fuck: Guess what honey? I just bought you twenty three Bibles!
- Destery: Ok, Grandma, what the fuck am I supposed to do with twenty three Bibles?
- Grandma Religious as Fuck: Ok, I understand you're upset, but you can have a raging party, but instead of have beers to serve to people, you serve Bibles! Yay!
- Destery: Grandma, what the fuck?
- Grandma Religious as Fuck: I shall now read a passage from Corinthians 3:12. 'And thou shall party til thy pancreas falls off.' *dances*
- Destery: Hey mom, Grandma Religious as Fuck is going crazy in here! Yeah, she's doing jello shots off of a chimps back.
- Grandma Religious as Fuck: 'And the Lord said, shit yeah!'
i can totally handle being on tour because i wear the same clothes everyday anyway